Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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