He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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