Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
love makes seman taste better
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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