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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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