he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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