You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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