I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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