he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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