Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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