I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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