I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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