I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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