I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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