So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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