party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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