While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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