its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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