I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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