The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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