Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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