dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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