Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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