he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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