It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
