ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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