Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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