Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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