Define "chronic" masturbator.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he puts the penis in happiness.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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