My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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