Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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