I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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