You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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