we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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