Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
