My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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