Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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