My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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