my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
did i walk over a car last night?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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