Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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