I wish I could teleport
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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