Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
please come you make the beer taste better
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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