Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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