That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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