big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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