quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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