just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I want to fling myself into the sun
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
