I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
