I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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