i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Panties = found
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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