I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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