She announced her abortion via fbk
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm passing your future prison.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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